spontaneous-euphemisms:

thecakebar:

Watermelon Jello inside a Real Watermelon - Tutorial

/HYPERVENTILATES

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adriofthedead:

someone give this dude a medal

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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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fucknobadtattoos:

A fb “friend” trying to be an alternative model posted this monstrosity. Not sure what it’s supposed to be but it looks like dick veins. She’s so proud of it and has a TON of other awful work.

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jonnovstheinternet:

Cats stuck in things

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pizza:

am i a pizza or a prostitute that’s the question

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crazy-teenagers-in-love:

My girlfriend of thirteen months and I :) 

motoasfuck:

thiinka:

damianwaynesboots:

A police officer was killed this week here in Arizona. Today is his daughter’s kindergarten graduation, and because he couldn’t be there, the rest of the force showed up to represent him.

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potatobeenz:

suicideblonde:

Fan Bing Bing at the Cannes Film Festival premiere of Jeune & Jolie, May 16th

Clutching my chest

After so long being thin, it was terrifying being heavier. But I am a naturally curvy Hispanic girl. I don’t deprive myself.

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YOU GUYS, AMANDA BYNES WAS ARRESTED TODAY FOR THROWING A BONG OUT OF HER WINDOW….IS THIS REAL LIFE- REALLY? NOOOO!!!!!!!! #FREEAMANDABYNES

lol free her? She needs help.